The setback of the cookiemonster‏

The Cookiemonster had a setback today.
On the way home from Danny Potter's house after a great Wii Session, he swore that he will NEVER WANNA play it again.

Take a guess on how the Cookiemonster suffered from this unbearable pain on his monster back.


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playing vitual boxing by mere waving his hands in the air for a few minutes.

hence the lecture of the day ... good thing no fun, fun thing no good!

Chanting

The Cookiemonster stood by the balcony while taking a little ciggie break. He turned around and asked Lynsie, "are you buddist".
The answer is yes.
He then continue, "how do u chant?".
Lynsee "xyzxyzxyz (in burmese)".
"Oh, i have my own way of chanting too", said the Cookiemonster.
"How u do yous?" Lynsee asked out of politeness.
"I used Kama Sutra" Cookiemonster said with a grin on his face while taking another puff.

"what?" Everyone's eyes popped out.

HandCuffs

"i bet u cant opened the handcuffs if i do it this way. If u can, i bogel!" With utmost confident Cookiemonster again looked at Bidi after various failed efforts to cuff Bidi.
"ok ok, u try la ..." Bidi extended both his hands for the "n" times.
"Both hands up and placed behind your head."
"pop", Cookiemonster put on the cuff on both the hands.
"Muhahahah, now u try" Cookiemonstart started laughing in his typical cookie way.
"Aiyo ... what is this?" Bidi gradually raised both his albow and place both hands in front of him. Then, within seconds, he was freed.
"Are u really a pxxxxxman arrr ....?"

Everyone on the floor. And we still remember, Cookiemonster needs to bogel "5 times" in front of Bidi.

Tinsel Dirty Jokes

"Common' this is not dirty enough. Give me something more dirty, like the wallet story." Cookiemonster sat in front of Tinsel and pleaded.
"Oh, jesus!"
"2 more, 2 more then u can go home" Cookiemonster with all his hand movements looking at Tinsel.
"Oh, ok, let me think ... oh ..." Tinsel craking his head.
For once, he ran out of stories to tell.

one minute
two minute
three minute

"Common, something very dirty ..."
"Oh, ok, am thinking ... i cant think of anything ..."

one minute
two minute
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five minute

"Oh, ok, this one ..." Tinsel started telling his tenth dirty stories for the night.

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"Muahhahah...".
"This is not dirty enought la ...."
"Another one ... another one ..." Cookiemonster said.
"What?" Tinsel jumped. "Ok, another one."


"This is not dirty enought la ...."
"Another one ... another one ..." Cookiemonster said.
"What?"

and the samething continued till wee hours of the morning....

Tinsel has never returned to KL since then.